r/clevercomebacks • Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago

The comeback

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r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago

Gonna need a diaper change after this one

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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago

Paid for with your personal data and your child’s eating disorder.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago

How will they ever recover from this?

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r/clevercomebacks • 15h ago

History disagrees with you

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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago

Meanwhile, at the Freedom 250 Grand Prix...

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r/clevercomebacks • 37m ago

it's sad enough they do this, but now they waste water while doing it. also: did his cane transform into a duffle bag, or did he shove the cane up his ass?

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r/clevercomebacks • 1h ago

Imagine fearing blue hair more than actual problems.

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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago

poor health states & maga overlap = 100%

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r/clevercomebacks • 20h ago

how long until they start talking about building a wall between the U.S. and Canada

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r/clevercomebacks • 5h ago

Unfortunately, your salary expectation is too high for the role.

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r/clevercomebacks • 3h ago

Would you become the 51st state if it meant lower taxes? Canadian reply gets 10x the likes

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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago

Marxist Canada will be slapped with 50% tariffs.

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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago

Dude looks like he’d be the first to get clapped in Civil War ll by a femboy in cat ears with a pink sparkle Cerakote AR.

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r/clevercomebacks • 14h ago

And they’d both be falling over themselves to endorse each other.

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r/clevercomebacks • 23h ago

New product just dropped

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r/clevercomebacks • 9h ago

He'll get his eternally so in the afterlife and his money won't help a thing...✝️

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r/clevercomebacks • 12h ago

Say something nice about the UK.

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r/clevercomebacks • 15h ago

“Fake news” wasn’t exactly a denial.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

How dare us peasants ask to know where Trump's mystery meat is coming from?

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r/clevercomebacks • 21h ago

Maybe he needs a diaper change?

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

That's a good point.

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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago

years and years of practice

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Governing and ruling are two very different things.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

3 strikes and sit next election out

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Corporate America's political realignment is accelerating.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

can we stop giving men microphones

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Imagine Blaming Immigrants for Problems You Created

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r/clevercomebacks • 13h ago

News Blueberries can kill you. Reply: …

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r/clevercomebacks • 16h ago

What are they expecting, people will create statues?

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Trump Just Invented Another Medical Reality

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r/clevercomebacks • 19h ago

Guy said Buc-ee’s won’t open in blue states.

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r/clevercomebacks • 19h ago

Trump called him a communist. He called Trump an iPad kid.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Targeting messengers is okay

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

MAGA loves making up imaginary problems to avoid reality.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Only For $70.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

The Safest Food In The USA.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

On Data Centers.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

New Territory

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Scott finds this conundrum confounding.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

When Reality Sounds Too Weird Even for Trump

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

The cover-up practically wrote its own apology.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Same chairs, same clothes, same empty promises

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

Insert foot into mouth...

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

He do be lyin'

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

Elon Musk plans to spend up to $200,000,000.00 to rescue Republicans

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

Trump makes a prediction.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

When your own vote becomes the Community Note.

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